Quotes and Twaddle

This is one of my favorite quotes in the whole world... its from a study bible... its amzing!
"Dont hesitate to love and to love deeply. You might be afraid of the pain that deep love can cause. When those you love deeply reject you, leave you, or die, your heart will be broken. But that should not hold you back from loving deeply. The pain that comes from deep love makes your love even more fruitful. It is like a plow that breaks the ground to allow the seed to take root and grow into a strong plant."

Girl Poem
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!

YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF.. 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel air" 4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish. 5. You yearned to be a member of he Baby-sitters club and tired to start a club of your own. 6. Yo owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOA" comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: M.C. Hammer 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". 12. When it was actually wrth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a pony tail on the side of your head. 14. You saw th original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen. 15. You got super-excite when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 16. You made your mom buy one of thos clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school. 18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it. 19. L.A. Gear..... 20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. 21. You remember reading"Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books. 22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF" 23. You wanted to be a Goonie. 24. You ever wore, fluorescent, if you will, clothing. 25. You can remember what icheal Jackson looked like before his nose fell off... 26. You haveever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. 27. You took Lunch Pales to school. 28. You rmember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. 29. You till get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. 30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts. 31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favourite band. 32. You thought Sheena and He-Man should hook up. 33. You hought your childhood friends would never leave because yu exchanged friendship bracelets. 34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. 35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure yu kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?" 36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" 37. You remember gong to the skating rink before there were in-line skates. 38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide. 39. You have ever played with a Skip-It. 40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds. 41. You've gone throuh this list occasionally saying "This wasn't from the 80's!" 42. You remember Popples. 43. "Dont worry, be happy" 44. You wore lik, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks. 45. You wore socks scrunched down. 46. "Miss MARY MARY MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK" 47. You remember boom boxes vs cd players. 48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. 49. You know what it maeant to say "Care Bear Stare!!" 50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales" 51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot. 52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. 53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool. 54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class. 55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

Here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ... Friend, When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick.....stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, Margaret, who created the Universe When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very Good," and Margaret fell back asleep. A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" ButMargaret didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again"Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very Good" and Margaret fell back asleep. Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again Johnny came to the rescue. This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted.

~"There is nothing like hopping on the hog early in the morning and riding it until your butt gets sore" "Your preaching to the choir" ~ Will and Grace
~If you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything.
~"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle
~"In the words of A.A. Milne(the guy that writes Winnie the Pooh), get out of my chair...dillhole!"-Chandler Bing(Friends)
I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm. As you get older, you must remember that you have a second hand. The first one is to help yourself, the second one is to help others." ~Audrey Hepburn

~"honey, have you ever had sex?-no, have you ever had sex with a man-....um no, have you ever had sex with a man thats had sex with a man?-another negative, have you ever had sex with a man thats had sex with an animal?-NOOOO"
~The sign of a strong man is that he will allow a woman to do something for him.
~ A woman needs four animals in her life a minx on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all...
~Don't kiss on corners, only at stop lights :)
~Its all good in the end, and if its not good its not the end.
~A true friend walks in just as the world walks out.
~"A friend is someone who can sing you the song of your heart when you've forgotten it. "
~Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile :)
~I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

~If you cant convince them, confuse them.

~No one can make you feel inferior with out your consent(Note to self: NEVER FORGET THIS!!)

~thuper, thize, thries? Lol, that was great, wasnt it guys?

~I thought about killing the sexist person in the world, but then I figured suicide is a bad thing (i got this off Deas profile, i thought it was beyond funny... i dont really think that highly of myself)

~Better to stop than to mop... lol

"Everybody kisses everybody else in this crummy business all the time. It's the kissiest business in the world."

"Tall, coffee skin, ebony eyes, legs of paradise, a smile to end all smiles." --Pablo Picasso on Josephine Baker

~Last night I looked up at the stars And matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.

~Good Girls are bad girls who dont get caught ;)

~oh baby oh baby O, Break my off a piece of that... (haha Kel)

~Love is when you don't want to go to sleep becasue reality is better than a dream.

~I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs could make me cry.

"Being a sex symbol is rather like being a convict." hehe

~If I could be any thing I would be a tear, so I could be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips...

~*~If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is not a dog!!~*

~DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS.... I WALK INTO WALLS!!

~If a man says something when no one is around is he still wrong?
~If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -- Winnie the Pooh
~ I pray for my dog... he has issues (HAHA, David is the funniest Elemantary school kid I know, other than my bro)

~Some funny things to think about...~

~If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

~Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

~If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?